keeping the gears oiled is a new column centered around the health and well-being of humanrobots and what they put in themselves.

"the contemporary design of Illanllyr SOURCE."

the better question is “when did water need to be classified as organic?”

probably when corporations started bottling a naturally occurring thing, putting chemicals in it, and making a shit ton of money off of a natural resource [Nestle is the world’s largest bottled water producer and they had $9.5billion in sales last year]. but there are other, actual ways humans can consume water, like from a tap for starters.

yet the English company Illanllyr seems to think they can capitalize on wrongly classifying water as organic, because as we know, water contains no carbon (which is what would make something organic). so now humanrobots are in such need of fuel that we need to market the most essential beverage as ‘organic.’ i’ll take mine from the tap, thank you very much.